Space Bears and Zombie Midgets: The Real Time Review Blog

For years now I've been writing these things called "Real Time Reviews" and posting them on various on-line message boards. They're basically a series of comments I write down while watching an especially shitty movie. This will be their new online home.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Zombi 4: Real Time Review

Zombi 4: Real Time Review Premise: Voodoo. Zombies. Chest Hair. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094620/ Some awful Voodoo zombie bitch is pukin...

Zombi 3: Real Time Review

Zombi 3: Real Time Review Premise: All of the best things about life converge on film. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096511/ Great, great, fu...

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Alien vs Hunter: Real Time Review

Alien vs Hunter: Real Time Review Premise: An alien fights a hunter. In the woods. Plus also lasers. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1094162/ A...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Dentist: Real Time Review

The Dentist: Real Time Review Premise: A documentary chronicling Corbin Bernsen’s tragic early foray in the field of Oral Health. http://www...

Skeeter: Real Time Review

Skeeter: Real Time Review Premise: Giant mosquitoes! Well, maybe a little. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108154/ Doooooooooooooooooo Do do do...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Sharks in Venice: Real Time Review

Sharks in Venice: Real Time Review Premise: (See title) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1087474/ Nu Image. The world of cinema wouldn't be ...

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Elves: Real Time Review

Elves: Real Time Review Premise: Nazis plot to take over the world by harnessing the power of a wacky little two-foot stabbing machine ...

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